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  1. hwilliam01 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by hwilliam01 Sep 6th, 2012 at 8:16PM

    Cooking bacon!

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  2. CFOM - 70+ years old - male

    Reply by CFOM Jun 8th, 2011 at 12:15PM

    I saw an EP teaser for this question and as I was coming over to answer I thought "cooking bacon" Absolutely right.

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  3. hillbillycrone - 51-55 years old - female

    Reply by hillbillycrone Jun 20th, 2011 at 6:22PM

    Been there, done that.....STUPID!

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  4. Vyx3n - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Vyx3n Jun 29th, 2011 at 10:34PM

    stumble around in front of a police station while belligerently singing 'I shot the sheriff' with a b.b. rifle

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  5. bob3660 - 61-65 years old - male

    Reply by bob3660 Sep 10th, 2011 at 4:58PM

    Now THAT was truly funny! LOL!

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  6. mmom46 - 61-65 years old - male

    Reply by mmom46 Jan 26th, 2012 at 5:10PM

    That is a keeper

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  7. tribfan - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by tribfan Jul 13th, 2011 at 4:15AM

    getting dressed :p

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  8. TerminalLance - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by TerminalLance Jul 13th, 2011 at 4:15AM

    This is the answer. The correct answer. The only correct answer.

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  9. ElizaZahir - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by ElizaZahir Jul 13th, 2011 at 12:03AM

    -go in the woods when it's tick season
    -practice your stop, drop and roll technique in a public bathroom
    -visit to a nudist colony (yeah, sound good in theory, but...)
    -interview for a job (unless the job is nude modeling)
    -take your xmas card photo
    -play with kittens (love 'em, but their nails at that age are godawfully painful)

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  10. VSW1957 - 51-55 years old - female

    Reply by VSW1957 Oct 6th, 2012 at 1:35PM

    Fantastic answers. Except why not visit a nudist colony??

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  11. FreeHugs330 - 16-17 years old - male

    Posted by FreeHugs330 Jun 29th, 2011 at 11:10PM

    Re-Enact "The Sound Of Music" Good God imagine someone naked singing "THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIVE..." xD

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  12. TrustIsEarned - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by TrustIsEarned Jun 29th, 2011 at 11:10PM

    ....with the sound of Grizwoldsssssssss

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  13. benetal - 70+ years old

    Reply by benetal Nov 9th, 2012 at 9:56PM

    Much better than that awful frock!

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  14. ChirpingPanda - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by ChirpingPanda May 30th, 2011 at 3:03PM

    Don't ride a horse while naked

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  15. leprechaunz - 56-60 years old - male

    Reply by leprechaunz May 20th, 2011 at 7:50AM

    Why not? Lady Godiva did.

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  16. favestril - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by favestril Jul 11th, 2011 at 9:05AM

    Totally agree with this one. Lepre... if you have ever owned a horse, you would understand. lol.

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  17. hotmra - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by hotmra Jul 5th, 2012 at 2:04PM

    welting on metal, those hot sparks might set your bush on fire

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  18. formula74 - 36-40 years old

    Reply by formula74 Mar 27th, 2012 at 9:56AM

    IF THE BUSH CATCHES FIRE,TAKE A LEAK TO SNUFF OUT THE FIRE AND BE QUICK ;-)

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  19. sawyeree - 61-65 years old - male

    Reply by sawyeree Jun 7th, 2012 at 5:47AM

    if i was there i would get fire out and kiss you on bushy spot lol

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  20. Deepressed - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Deepressed Aug 8th, 2011 at 9:14AM

    don't slow dance with a cactus

    don't deep fry ANYTHING

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  21. StitchieRagdoll - 16-17 years old - female

    Reply by StitchieRagdoll Aug 6th, 2011 at 4:07AM

    And certainly don't POLE dance with a cactus.

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  22. hamstairs - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by hamstairs Aug 28th, 2011 at 11:04PM

    or give a cactus a lap-dance..

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  23. dave61 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by dave61 Jun 27th, 2011 at 5:40PM

    Go to a People Against Nudists convention!

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  24. LetNatureHpn - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by LetNatureHpn Nov 6th, 2011 at 9:51AM

    I would.

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  25. CounselMuffin - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by CounselMuffin Jun 29th, 2011 at 11:11PM

    Those who say don't cook bacon naked, absolutely right. been there, done that *ahem* ... several times ...

    Wouldn't advise bee keeping, either :)

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  26. goliathtree - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by goliathtree Dec 20th, 2011 at 5:11PM

    several times?

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  27. bybybuster - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by bybybuster Jun 22nd, 2012 at 4:43PM

    I`ve only done that once, I`m a quick learner.

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  28. mrsdahmer - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by mrsdahmer Jun 12th, 2012 at 8:13PM

    attending your grandmothers funeral, attend your sons boy scout meeting, give your grandpa a deep massage, bull riding would be a bad idea, jump rope, sit on plastic or leather, appear in court, kiss your grandfather goodnight, train a pit bull to "sick-em", make snow angels, ride a bike,

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  29. NateGreat4 - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by NateGreat4 Oct 10th, 2011 at 9:15PM

    Sitting bare on plastic or Leather is great

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  30. slave4urdesires - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by slave4urdesires Jun 7th, 2012 at 10:56PM

    Wrong about one, making snow angels naked is the "only" way to make true snow angel!

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  31. sventy - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by sventy Jun 29th, 2011 at 11:10PM

    you shouldnt do over head arc welding naked

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  32. favestril - 36-40 years old - female

    Reply by favestril Jul 13th, 2011 at 8:14AM

    Or lay down asphalt or engage in any construction work. I wouldn't recommend carpentry.

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  33. sevir - 61-65 years old - male

    Reply by sevir Feb 19th, 2013 at 2:23AM

    I do carpentry work naked quite often, as well as cut wood, use a chainsaw, and weedeat.

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  34. warclaw - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by warclaw Jun 4th, 2011 at 5:29PM

    Go for a walk in a school zone during recess.

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  35. benetal - 70+ years old

    Reply by benetal Nov 9th, 2012 at 10:01PM

    Ahaaaaahahaha

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  36. suszcza - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by suszcza Oct 22nd, 2012 at 6:03PM

    I wouldn't advise anyone trying to tell me I need clothes. I'm not much of a nudist, but damnit, but if I'm ever naked it's because I damn well want to be naked, and It's no damn business of theirs.

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  37. benetal - 70+ years old

    Reply by benetal Nov 9th, 2012 at 10:01PM

    Got it

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  38. TerriIamusingmyrealname - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by TerriIamusingmyrealname Jul 12th, 2011 at 8:43PM

    The only reason I have a great answer for this is because a good friend of mine JUST told me NOT to do this: Never EVER get naked, stand in front of a mirror, and cough..... especially if you're over 50. ROFL

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  39. finlovely - 26-30 years old - female

    Reply by finlovely Mar 30th, 2012 at 1:37AM

    What hppened?

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  40. favestril - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by favestril Jul 11th, 2011 at 9:11AM

    Walk out into your living room with the blinds wide open to the landscapers right outside your apartment building, (not knowing the blinds are wide opened and then turn on a light). not that this happened to me.....

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  41. littlekitty323 - 18-21 years old

    Reply by littlekitty323 Sep 11th, 2011 at 5:45AM

    happened to me a few times was so embarrassing just glad no one was outside to see

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  42. LetNatureHpn - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by LetNatureHpn Nov 6th, 2011 at 9:56AM

    Live in a nudist community and you won't have to worry about it.

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  43. wiseowl - 61-65 years old - female

    Posted by wiseowl Jun 29th, 2011 at 11:07PM

    Go to church

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  44. cowboy6985 - 22-25 years old - male

    Reply by cowboy6985 Jul 8th, 2011 at 8:42AM

    why god sees us naked too... it is just the prudes that can't ake it

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  45. LetNatureHpn - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by LetNatureHpn Nov 6th, 2011 at 9:54AM

    Some nudist resorts have churches and some churches are strictly nude. They believe going to church dressed is a sin because vanity is a sin.

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  46. 330GTC - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by 330GTC Jun 23rd, 2011 at 11:44PM

    Juggling chainsaws

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  47. marigolds97 - 26-30 years old

    Reply by marigolds97 Jun 14th, 2011 at 6:13PM

    I wouldn't recommend doing that no matter how you were dressed (or undressed!)

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  48. creativegoth - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by creativegoth Jan 9th, 2012 at 1:54AM

    SET MOUSE TRAPS, OUCH!

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  49. finlovely - 26-30 years old - female

    Reply by finlovely Mar 30th, 2012 at 1:36AM

    No problem for a female but a male, oops that's only in there thoughts

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  50. Rennn - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Rennn Aug 4th, 2011 at 3:03PM

    Going to church.

    ... Scratch that! It'd be hilarious!

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  51. SaunaGuyCa - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by SaunaGuyCa Oct 28th, 2012 at 12:43PM

    right on!. After all we are made in god's image so we should be able to go to church in our birthday suits shouldn't we. About time we stirred up those up tight worshipers.

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