I saw an EP teaser for this question and as I was coming over to answer I thought "cooking bacon" Absolutely right.
Been there, done that.....STUPID!
My thought exactly!
yep...i did it :/
i agree... need an apron or lid on the pan
Done that. It hurts like a motherf*****!
I was thinking the same thing...... cooking bacon.... lol....
hahaha I totally thought that too, we must have all done it lol :P I know I did!
Haha! Thats funny:)...
ha! best answer- I was gonna say the same thing
Thats what i was gonna say but it was already top comment from 2011 lmao
No kidding...did this the other day...not good...
Cook it slow and stand back a little. I've been doing it for 40 yrs.
Ew, good one. lol
this was exactly what i thought when i first read the question!!
Just gotta know how lol
Don't stop shaking while it is inside you...
I was just going to say that!
Darn it, I was going to say that. :-(
stumble around in front of a police station while belligerently singing 'I shot the sheriff' with a b.b. rifle
Now THAT was truly funny! LOL!
That is a keeper
lol omg is totally LMDASO
getting dressed :p
This is the answer. The correct answer. The only correct answer.
-go in the woods when it's tick season<br />
-practice your stop, drop and roll technique in a public bathroom<br />
-visit to a nudist colony (yeah, sound good in theory, but...)<br />
-interview for a job (unless the job is nude modeling)<br />
-take your xmas card photo<br />
-play with kittens (love 'em, but their nails at that age are godawfully painful)
Fantastic answers. Except why not visit a nudist colony??
indeed sounds the ideal plavce to be naked
Re-Enact "The Sound Of Music" Good God imagine someone naked singing "THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIVE..." xD
....with the sound of Grizwoldsssssssss
Much better than that awful frock!
Don't ride a horse while naked
Why not? Lady Godiva did.
Totally agree with this one. Lepre... if you have ever owned a horse, you would understand. lol.
I have done this before it was a ball !! My g/f was also nude we truly enjoyed our afternoon !!!! If u know what i mean !!!!
Not if you are bareback ;)
In my case, don't ride a horse.... period. My stuff ALWAYS is in the way...
Why not, maybe on the saddle then, oh yea, it's got a saddle horn.umm
Only a guy would understand this one, gals....
I've seen many girls do it but I won't
even after reading these replies, I still dont understand why you cant bareback? After all you gals dont have anything done there to get hurt, as opposed to us. 'sides it is prob enjoying to watch. fill me in
I've done this. Why not? Anything done nude is more fun.
don't slow dance with a cactus<br />
don't deep fry ANYTHING
And certainly don't POLE dance with a cactus.
or give a cactus a lap-dance..
don't dance with a cactus PERIOD! Unless it's a fake one! :D
Go to a People Against Nudists convention!
Those who say don't cook bacon naked, absolutely right. been there, done that *ahem* ... several times ...<br />
Wouldn't advise bee keeping, either :)
and you didn't learn from your mistakes after the first time?
Go for a walk in a school zone during recess.
attending your grandmothers funeral, attend your sons boy scout meeting, give your grandpa a deep massage, bull riding would be a bad idea, jump rope, sit on plastic or leather, appear in court, kiss your grandfather goodnight, train a pit bull to "sick-em", make snow angels, ride a bike,
Sitting bare on plastic or Leather is great
Wrong about one, making snow angels naked is the "only" way to make true snow angel!
I've done snow angles naked. F%*$ing cold, but so much FUN! and not so bad compared to other ideas.
I wouldn't advise anyone trying to tell me I need clothes. I'm not much of a nudist, but damnit, but if I'm ever naked it's because I damn well want to be naked, and It's no damn business of theirs.
you shouldnt do over head arc welding naked
Or lay down asphalt or engage in any construction work. I wouldn't recommend carpentry.
I do carpentry work naked quite often, as well as cut wood, use a chainsaw, and weedeat.
Lol can you count to 21 ?
Switch off power first.
The only reason I have a great answer for this is because a good friend of mine JUST told me NOT to do this: Never EVER get naked, stand in front of a mirror, and cough..... especially if you're over 50. ROFL
Walk out into your living room with the blinds wide open to the landscapers right outside your apartment building, (not knowing the blinds are wide opened and then turn on a light). not that this happened to me.....
happened to me a few times was so embarrassing just glad no one was outside to see
Live in a nudist community and you won't have to worry about it.
Only if your ok with showing your body to everyone but me and the person who commented above my first comment surely isn't ok with so not a good option for us.
That you know of. Lol
Go to church
why god sees us naked too... it is just the prudes that can't ake it
Some nudist resorts have churches and some churches are strictly nude. They believe going to church dressed is a sin because vanity is a sin.
I wouldn't recommend doing that no matter how you were dressed (or undressed!)
SET MOUSE TRAPS, OUCH!
No problem for a female but a male, oops that's only in there thoughts
Going to church.<br />
... Scratch that! It'd be hilarious!
right on!. After all we are made in god's image so we should be able to go to church in our birthday suits shouldn't we. About time we stirred up those up tight worshipers.
Scooting down a wooden picnic table. Splinters hurt enough without you trying to get them stuck in your butt!!
The problem is getting someone to pull them out.