1) Homocide; 2) Suicide.
Dark thoughts.. but quite true too
1. Do not announce all the details and bad mouth him on Facebook.
2. Do not turn into a "bunny boiler".
Drawing a blank on this. I just realised that things would not get better after paying for counselling and many other things.
1) Do not go crawling back to him.
2) Do not have after breakup sex.
1 get drunk
2 keep drinking
3 drunk txt him
don't go to that person for dental care...especially if you just jilted her for a younger girlfrend....
i.e. look up "Polish Dentist Pulls Out Ex-Boyfriend’s Teeth" (I think the female dentist is in prison now...)
don't do anything that will make you feel like you can't live with yourself anymore, (anything to ruin your future)
call, text, drive by the house repeatedly...no I didn't just get out of the car
1. Don't bad mouth the other and 2. Try to remain civil, if not friends.
Call them when you are drunk. Have sex with them again
yell "Mazel tov!" or ask if a family member of theirs is available
Turn off all of his utilities and date his bi girlfriend.
Drink heavily or go to a ***** club "gentlemen's club" as they like to be called. But you really don't want to do both at the same time. The results are catastrophic...not that I would know or anything............
Cry and don't answer the phone if you see his number. Don't answer no matter what until like after two weeks let him suffer. ( only if you decided to get back with him)