Send naked pictures to your current bf. They may not always be current.
Never, EVER, NEVER EVER trust an albanian.
never **** into the wind, bite the hand that feeds or tug on superman's cape. Don't count your money at the table and never, ever, turn your back on a poor looser when you are walking out with his cash.
Kick a lionfish while diving in the Caribbean.
Never trust that the little ones are sleeping in the other room, no matter what she says.
NEVER open the "white" envelope from the I.R.S.