New ad; You no longer can request cremation if your to fat. Why?

Asked By: laceset34 36-40, F 11 months ago

Funeral parlors have been catching on fire.

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Posted by roadtooblivion Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:12AM

You can't fit them in the pan !!! Bits hang over the side which causes health and safety issues, and risk of fire !!

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Posted by caithness Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:12AM

could they not just burn a section at a time? LOL

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Posted by pixelbest Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:10AM

The fat burning, they have special crematoriums here now (UK). Everyone deserves a decent send off.

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Posted by Gemzaayy Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:10AM

Because extremely obese coffins dont fit in the ovens. True story

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Reply by Flambeaux Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:13AM

Wouldn't they dismantle the body, then incinerate it?
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Reply by Gemzaayy Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:14AM

I dunno but they were on about having to put bigger ovens in on the news ages ago
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Posted by BamPow Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:10AM

I've never heard that before. That could make for strange motivation to get into shape, though.

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Reply by sawdustforbrains Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:23AM

yay lets exercise. "why" so when i die i can get cremated silly.
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Posted by bijouxbroussard Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:51AM

I guess it's something that will have to be addressed, as more people are becoming obese---and dying prematurely as a result.

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Posted by Indie42 Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:29AM

Poor obese people. They just can't get a break. Oversize coffins cost a lot more than regular ones and now it''s a safety issue to get cremated. What are we to do?!? Too bad we can't do fat grafts, or maybe there's a way to release energy from all those reserves in a useful way for someone or something...

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Posted by sawdustforbrains Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:21AM

so just bury them after a few weeks , they are dead they will start to lose weight and decompose. sorted

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Posted by KittenHasaWhip Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:19AM

what???? I started to laugh but.... is this real??

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Reply by laceset34 Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:24AM

It's true.
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Posted by Flambeaux Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:11AM

Is this for a particular company, or is it a widespread policy?

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Posted by Nimbus007 Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:11AM

Pure unadulterated discrimination bordering on racism.

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Reply by oscarrr2 Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:14AM

How can it be racism? fat is a condition not a race.
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Reply by sawdustforbrains Jul 7th, 2012 at 11:22AM

greed isnt a condition. im joking
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