News just in! Bacteria cause obsesity, not all the pies!?
Source: Mail online about a bug called Ectobacter (or something like that). Apparently this bug is abundant in pasta, cereals, and milk. Guess what? Those are the foods I eat the most and I have only 10% body fat on me. Actually I'm underweight so if that's true I have tons of this bacterium in my gut and I ain't 300lbs!! Check out the studies and tell me what you think!