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SpeakingToTheMoon SpeakingToTheMoon 18-21, F 78 Answers Jun 10, 2012

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A pillow. Let the zombie-smothering begin!

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good luck lol :P teehee

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AK-47

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well thats handy :P

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my dog . . . i reckon we're sorted ;) i love having an alaskan malamute :)

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A calculator! I can confuse them with math problems :)

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ermmmmm good luck ?

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lol, i was trying to be optimistic

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A starbucks iced tea. I am going to sit back and provide tactical direction while I sip it and you guys do the work :)

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nah your zombie fodder im afraid :P teehee

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My cigarette lighter. Thats gonna help :-/

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combine that with a can of hair spray, and you have an effective flame thrower.

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Thats true :-D

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and you would have fire :) fire kills stuff :p

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Yeah and its a zippo so its got a decent flame :-D

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a knife sharpener. if i meet another survivor with a bladed weapon, i guess we could be a formidable pair.

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yeah but what if you dont ? :( and what if they kill you just for your knife sharpener ? :O . . . sorry i have a feeling if thought to far into this.

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i'll meet up with lukisod and sharpen his sword-cane, and we go zombie hunting together. i'll find a weapon along the way.

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Coffee mug. Meh, it'll do.

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much luck to ya :P

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I can always offer attacking zombies a macchiato and ask them to talk to me about the novel they've been working on.

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but but but . . i want a macchiato :(

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Marshmallows on top, dusted with cinnamon? Piece of chocolate on the side?

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i think you'll find for me i would like marshmallow fluff on top then dusted with cinnamon and cocao powder with a wee shortbread on the side :P ( yeah i know what i want in a macchiato )

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Sure, I can accommodate that. Just need you to take out all the zombies first.
Seems that mug came in handy after all ;)

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okie doke :D

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Star Trek fazer

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good luck to ya :D

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a lamp. yippee.

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i have a lamp too :D but mine has a long metal pole for its stand so i reckon im sorted :P

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lucky! my lamp is not big! I guess i could always put it on the zombie's head and run away while they are temporarily confused...

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yes. but i suck at art and shapes so it would probably look like a scribble and then i'd be screwed...

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the batman comment amused me greatly :D so did the confusion idea though . . . but could zombies get confused that way ? HRMMM

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Fanta-bottle ...well, at least I got something to drink while running, ne? x3

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yeah but you could also fill it with water and then freeze it :D it could be a club :)

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But too short weapon... I wouldn't wanna come so near to the zombies -rather take some kinda 2m long ironbar and beat em up :P

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but if the fanta bottles all you got ? . . .

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I'm gonna trade my precious fanta bottle in for a weapon at some weird dealer in the underground of the dead city ^^ ....I think I might have played too many games of that kind XD

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There is a ornamant (knife) on my right and a long sharp stick about my hight on my left... ****

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i think im gonna be in your team :P

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Lol

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flip flop...

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well . . yeah i dont know hw that ones gonna work out . .

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a lamp. im screwed

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hey lamps could come in handy depending on the style ect :P

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A big clunky printer. Or maybe the side table it's sitting on.....

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or both ? :P

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Yes, good plan.

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A sack full of human brains I'll hurl at the zombies to slow them down, like sausages at attack dogs...hey, how come noone in a zombie movie has ever done this?!

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You have a sack of human brains?

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because in general if you have a sack full of human brains then your a bad guy to bein with . . . and in movies bad guys get their comupance ( cant spell it sorry).

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not yet...but I carry an icecream scoop with me at all times so just as soon as I see that first zombie...

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the spelling police are always watching btw :( im afraid to type anything im unsure of just in case.

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depends where I am in the house.there is at least 1 gun and knife in every room.i am well ready.

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pal, took your time . . . zombie apocalypse is over now :/

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I have it now before it starts.be ready.can't wait till their at the door

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Hmm... Well. A neon pink sports bra is to my left. I am screwed... so very, very screwed.

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as i said to someone else who only had a bra to use . . . make if a slingshot! :D

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my knife......cold as steel......

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well at least you have a ok chance of surviveal

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I would use a HK416 rifle because this gun was used to kill Bin Laden.

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ok then . . .

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