Your wife... She got sick of the same old sh*t!
Oh Ned did you forget again...You left em here remember...lol
Hey, don't blame the Americans, we have our own playtime stash.
I needed them to take over your home.
That was YOUR van? Omg! ......He went that way. >.>
Maybe it was that one armed bandit?
I didn't think you would notice you had so many.
*looks innocent* I have no idea. btw, you need more duct tape. :P
I needed them. Really. Check under your bed, all your stuff should be there. I couldn't get back into your van, sorry.
Rodney and Uncle Albert....i saw them setting up a stall down in the market.
Mon dieu!! accompanied by a Del Boy eye roll...
guilty as charged
Me! What you gonna do about it?
ok..here goes! Wake up Ned, they're in the friggin van
I did. I'm making a planter for the windowsill.
I only borrowed them.....
(without the intent to return them)
Have you reported the theft to the police?
sounds like a crime of passion
Me. May I get you to look over there please? *cuffs you*