Oh, for God's sake! You mean you've NEVER heard of p3nis hugging? !? !
No, I'm not talking about t!tty effing. I'm talking about P3NIS HUGGING!
It's where a guy is standing up, and the girl is kneeling in front of him, and she hugs him around his waist with his p3nis squeezed up in between her br3asts, while he thrusts. It's simple!
You slackers have heard about all the other kinky and taboo stuff - a nal, three w@ys, double p3netration, even that 's c a t' crap, but not p3nis hugging? Come ON!