So many.....um ok, I was at this concert one night and this guy comes up to me and starts 'sweet' talking me. I turn around and say "What!" and he's all like "oh......ah I thought you were my girlfriend". Once he finds his girlfriend, I hear her b**ch at him over it. Not only was it awkward for both of us but I felt bad for him...
A female boss brought her child to work one day (no idea why but this is something parents seem to do around here) and the child toddles right up to me screaming "Daddy!". That whole afternoon was spent quelling rumours!
you haven't actually survived much out there have you if your still going on about embarassment like you have no way to deal with your own, trying to inflict it on others. Really, when was the last time you actually understood how easy it is and how hard it is for others? Have you tried to go to college? Have you seen those prices and did you know even the grants do not cover it all. lol. no, not everyone has a free ride with the system and some things really are not obtainable for everyone even though it seems like everyone has one, like a college education. No not everyone's parents will pay for a community college education even, even when they have more than enough money to do that and supply enough money paying for it all the way to a masters, mine for example wouldn't pay for me to go to college but would more than gladly bi-tch about how ignorant and useless I am, so, no, not everyone just relates to you or what you have been through. I am nearly 40, and nope, not a single cent saved or a decent job to show for it and no education either, while you go on and on about how it is my own fault, you remember money is in fact really hard to come by and extremely hard to get enough to support yourself and college really is an extra and a luxury. No, nothing akward, just survival ain't always easy and polite and can be messy.
Me and my buddy Dalton always do stupid sh1t together and this one time in september we stapled our toungues to the table and my dad came in and freaked out because apperently there is a vein in your toungue and we couldve killed our selves aha.
The next week we put nails in our toungues haha my dad grounded me and made me and dalty go to the hospital. Hahaha we had to get two stitched in our toungue we hve to go back and get our toungues checked out
Doesnt that hurt?
a lot lol dalton had to get his removed cu he couldnt pull it out. I can't eat anything sour or vinegar cuz it stings alot
to prove my dad wrong haha I didn't really have a reason me and dalton always do stuff like that
OMFG MY LIFE. Ok. Ill start.
*I once was 4 and played with my dingaling while looking at the seat infront of me when i was bored. My mom was right next to me. I was stupid.
*I once hid poop under my grandpas bed. Mom smelled it.
* I once rubbed the *** of my stepfather. Dont know why.
*My pants slid off when I was at a mall and it was packed. Wasnt wearing underwear. I was about 8.
*I once sneezed at silent reading time with my class in fifth grade. BOOGERS FLEW EVERYWHERE. Like a gigantic string. Twas mortified.
*hit my hand against a carton of milk in 3rd grade and splashed this girl and me with white milk. It was funny to me, but not to her :/
*cried when my mom told me to clean the steps. She was yelling dont judge me.
*watched MLP and liked it.
OMFG there was also the time when I was 8 and had the internet and thought the world was gonna end!! I thought the antichrist was obama and the illuminati was tricking us all! My mom was like, wtf are you looking at online.
OH GOD NOT THE ***. THE T i t. EW THE ** MADE IT WORSE>
The T i t. t i t
My stepdad was fat.
I put my arms around a girl I liked when in high school...we were outside and there was a ball involved...she didn't take offense though
When I was in a room with two women that I had been with and they both knew it...
too embarrassed to type it here -.-
I...I don't want to talk about it plz