Ok, i'm SICK of this messed up knee- i'm going to AMPUTATE - do it from the thigh down or the NECK down?

ummm, well if you are sick of your knee i would do it fromt he thigh down, if you are sick of LIFE, do it from the neck.....

Well... I recommend not from the neck down. That's deadly and bloody and likely to leave a huge mess.

What ever floats your boat.

i wish you the best, man. you can do it. oh. neither, to answer the question.

I have a really ****** up knee too... It makes a horrible sound whenever I walk up stairs and sometimes hurts a little. As I figured you wouldn't be able to cut it off your self how about we sit there together and cut eachothers off?? Up for that? :P

either or, i think ur leg would rather remain intact tho!

the neck? do you speak a different language other than English?

I wish my knees still made those cracking noises. That goes away when the inflammation sets in. And that fluid just eats up your knee. Neck down and your nose will itch. Thigh down and your hip will get unbalanced and you'll get hip bursitis. People hate this but surgery is the only recourse for debilitating pain, meaning that two celebrex, five hours of ice packs and keeping it elevated changes nothing. If that is the case get online and find the best surgeon. Depending on your age go for replacement. Ten years ago a replacement lasted less than ten years and I had them both done--not replacement just meniscus cuts and ACL stitching and Patella sanding and cartilage replacement. And rehabed each for a year. Now, I need new ones. Wish they had the new stuff they have now ten years ago. I would have gotten two replacements at forty.

Plastic knee cap.

And, I agree with clumsy. Not to mention that everyone else with have to take responsibility for paying for your burial.

My knees are both fine, but I can completely identify with what you're saying. Sometimes when i walk I'll make that "giant robot walking" sound effect from 80's cartoons.

I messed up my knee going on two years ago I now have two pinched nerves in both hips due to me pampering my dang knee, but guess what they gave me this great steriod that took away all the pain but its got side effects. prednisone

Just amputate the knee itself and leave everything above and below intact.