Want to see a magic trick? Poof, you're single.
The only problem with that though is that you're gonna have to follow it up for a while.
"Your **** smell funny"
I actually used it. The girl was an emotional and financial horror. So the only way to get rid of her was to be mean. I felt bad after. Sorta. lol
RaIse your hand if you are dating me... Not so fast love!
It's not you it's me :)
When they call me I will ask "who is this?" LOL makes them mad every time
Who's to say what might happen in the future, but for now..
I never realy loved you. i want a devorce
i hate you, go away.
straight and to the point
You deserve more
You gave me AIDS, it's over!