A HUGE probe. So when get theirs out I can be like "OH YAH check this out!" Hopefully that will scare them off.
If possible find something simple enough to hide on my person from the incident to prove that it happened.
The pictures I drew of them. And snacks.
Conceled weapon, peferbley sharp and pointy, for eye gouging.
Green spray paint, so I can blend in
McDonalds, maybe the chemicals will make them implode.
5 dollars and 37 cents incase they are rude and drop me off more than a few miles away from my home assuming there is a good bus station around
Can of spinach
A shotgun and a .357 Magnum. I don't want to be raped!!!
A butt plug, bug spray, a human anatomy book, and some souvenirs from Earth.
My lap top and my EP account
An anti-alien aerosol spray.
whatever the aliens say is ok ,,, ole' :)