I had a big green scorpion crawl out on my arm once.
I've got loads of really big spiders in the garden this year. Must be the weather. The spiders don't bother me but I don't like walking into their webs in the dark.
I would've blew the house up. ;-; And that image that you put in my head is making me cry right now. D':
haha I enjoyed your discomfort. Seriously it is the tiny spiders which are most dangerous. Big ones are fine. Try desensitising yourself by playing with toy spiders and work up. Is no good being phobic.
I once woke up to a spider crawling out of my mouth. I was half asleep and squashed it with my hand..
Yeah I freaked out a little too.