Usually a 1 or 2 but a 10 when my pants are off :)
1. Maybe less. I do get laughed at a lot though.
10 with a bullet. Funnier than your Aunt Louise on drugs. Funnier than a cat trying to cover crap on a tin roof. Funnier than a busload of Nigerians going off a cliff.
Oh, the imagery!
10+ I get everyone to laugh, the rich the poor the broken the down trodden, the young the old the horses the dogs and the cattle. I love life and it loves me back.
I am sooooo funny...... lots of people do not get my sense of humor. It is unique, sarcastic, twisted,warped.......I REALLY CRACK MYSELF UP, and there are few who can really make me laugh !
9.5 - only because of a few groaner puns of mine.... ;-)
Not funny at all. Humor is the tool of Satan to catch us off guard.
20......ive made people **** them selves
You owe me for the pants too.
a one, my 'funny' is obscurely dry-witted, like a tranquilizer in a giggle free zone.
I would like to think that I'm an 8 or 9 but I'm probably like a 4 or 5
Lets see, If a kick to the pills is a 1 and George Carlin in a 10. I think on a good day I am an 8 on a bad day a 4. so averaged out I would give me a 6. But because my point of view is skewed by conformation bias. I would have to subtract 20% and that gives me a 5 when rounded up.
See I got a laugh.
not so funny, occasionally hilarious
I used to use my schtick on my customers where I worked in retail and they laugh their a$$es off.
I thought so because it used to break the tension of them waiting in line no thanks to my co-workers.
For Funny I am a 10, I am really funny and have a warped sense of humour.
For "Hot" you're a 10 too, Cutie.
Ask the bear.
3 or 4, people would get more laughs from a door knob than me haha
Nah it aint so bad, I make up for by being pretty mellow and amiable :D
6.9 most days. Depends on my mood.
i aint funny at all.... nor am i serious.... i will say 2.4
10+ always have been--put hot dogs in condoms and hung them on the x-mas tree at my Catholic HS---I only got funnier
...then i got sober
Probably a three, I'm horrible at reading humor and it's tough to be spontaneous with it.