He only gets exercise one night a year.
He lives at the North Pole. It's deadly cold there. So he has to have excess fat to store to keep warm also I am sure it is hard to come by food there so he has to have a supply of fat that his body can break down slowly over time. When he does come out into the world we only feed him sugary sweets.
Does this answer your question you Santa obsessed oddball?
Ahh it's just what we do. Don't know why. I always thought that my parents for high an ate the cookies but hey whateves.
Cos he is a fat, old, lazy S.O.B.
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I am assuming he is really cold, and has 3 suits on..The European version of saint Nick is taller and slender..it is the USA version that has him as a very round guy, that has had way too many all you can eat buffet dinners.
Gobbling down all of those cookies and treats kids from all over the world leave out for him. How he manages to get down a chimney is beyond me!
Because he is a greedy bastard and takes no exercise
He's a compulsive eater because he only c u m s once a year.
All the milk and cookies.
he eats the naughty-not nice ones....
Cuz he's the head honcho
it's fashionable in the elven culture
Saint Nicholas was never portrayed as fat until Clement Clark Moore portrayed him as such in his poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas."
It's a thyroid condition he picked up visiting Chernobyl.
he only wakes up in december...rest of the time he sleeps. Hence the fat accumulation