I was gonna write a partridge in a Pear tree...
I was gonna write "a beer"... in homage to the Canadian 12 days of X-mas song. :P
a broken heart....end of song...
My youngest daughter :)
Nothing, yet. Since it's still Christmas Eve.
a kick in the crotch then set free.....lmao
man, you got the worst luck on the first day of christmas.
one free anal ticket