Chuck created god on the 1st morning
Chuck Norris created himself first ,...Then he created god next
that would be about 9 months before his date of birth.
"You Cannot Be Serious Man, You Cannot Be Serious!"<br /><br />
The concept that "God" has the power to create is ludicrous and begs the question...<br /><br />
"WHO CREATED GOD"<br /><br />
"WE DID!"<br /><br />
Grow up for F###s sake!<br /><br />
"Wake up and smell the Napalm!"<br /><br />
There're good energies and bad energies in this world but a "GOD" watching, waiting and ultimately able to change anything is BOLLOX!<br /><br />
Do you believe in "Fairy Tales"? I bet you a $1M that you do! lol
Chuck Norris is a paradox, he genetically engineered himself and sent that fertilized egg back in time to be born Chuck Norris.
an off day.
The day that his parents did too much drugs and procreated and gave birth to a worthless piece of elephant ****.
Chuck Norris is GOD!