that is not a prince you are talking about it is SHREK.

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smart princess

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Her loss. I know how much women like men that fart, drink and date children. :S

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HA HA HA, but he had no kids, no one to leave his treasures too, no one to teach how to ride a motorbike. He didnt eat very well, and was kinda lonely sometimes. He died by himself and his cat ate half his face off, noone noticed he was dead until about a month later,... hahahaha

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Sounds dreamy, turned out for the best for both of them.

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Then the pricess changed her mind but it was too late because good ol' Ned had a group of hookers looking after his every need and he still kept the toilet seat up!!!!

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he sounds so happy, how cool!

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And then farted god save the star spangled banner!

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And then the princess discovered she was pregnant from their one night (night! More like 80 seconds of "sex") and had him served with a subpoena for a paternity test which proved he was the father beyond all legal doubt and shortly thereafter he was served with a support order, followed by a court order of garnishment which the sheriff satisfied by taking the prince’s motorcycles, fishing & hunting gear, golf paraphernalia, and all the tons of money hidden in all his bank accounts, including the Swiss ones. She left him with his farts.

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