I was out on a full moon night alone. I waited for hours to make sure nobody was around. The dock master took his tour for the last time of the night. I went up on deck naked. Pretty loaded by then by the way. I was feeling pretty naughty. I went below and found some good ol' vaseline. I lubed the tiller handle well and the crack of my ***. again I checked to make sure it was clear and with fresh drink in my hand, I slowly backed into that tiller handle. I *********** like a wild man until I shot my load all over the cockpit. It still embarrasses me everytime I think of it.