Gatesie, is that you?
Their thighs are extremely powerful, and can be deadly if you upset the nerd. Luckily, I am one with the nerd clan, and am safe from any future thigh-killings. My friend, Jarild, was not so lucky. We were at a party with nerds and beer. Jarild made the mistake of asking for a bottle opener, and the nerd used his thighs to crush the beer open. The blast destroyed 16 percent of the observable universe, but I survived.