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    editor1979 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by editor1979 Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:48AM

    Here is a poem I wrote for a College creative writing class. I wrote it in the style of Edgar Allen Poe's 'The Raven'. I call it:

    Error 404

    The requested URL was not found on this server.

    Once upon a midnight dreary,
    While I **** surfed, weak and weary,
    Over many a strange and spurious site of ‘hot chicks galore’.
    While I clicked my favorite bookmark,
    Suddenly there came a warning,
    And my heart is filled with mourning,
    Mourning for my dear amore.

    ‘Tis not possible!, I pleaded,
    But my browser, so conceited,
    Remained blank, I then repeated,
    Just blank and nothing more.

    With a scream, I was defeated,
    For my cookies were deleted,
    So I begged, no longer seated,
    Give me back my free hardcore!

    Then, in answer to my query,
    Through the net I loved so dearly,
    Came its answer, dark and dreary,
    Quoth the server, 404.

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  1. midnightstoker - 46-50 years old - male

    Reply by midnightstoker Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:49AM

    Brilliant... :)

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  2. editor1979 - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by editor1979 Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:54AM

    Thank you!

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3 Answers to "P0rn Hub, if your reading this, I live nowhere near ****!ng Gillingham......."

  1. intrepiddreamer - 70+ years old - female

    Posted by intrepiddreamer Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:43AM

    yeah, right

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  2. SimonLaStrange - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by SimonLaStrange Dec 24th, 2012 at 1:43AM

    it is your internet provider that is in gillingham

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