I appeal to the mercy of the court. I am a prisoner of love.

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2 weeks with Nimbus

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Yay! Thank you, thank you, thank you! :D

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I am guilty. My punishment should be to be locked naked in a jail cell with 4 lovely but legal female nymphomaniacs.

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Sorry I forgot to tell you they are tranny's

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I told you, she doesn't even make my bottoms list. Why can't you understand that?

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ob<x>jection!<br />
I have a get out of jail free card..<br />
..that I've been saving for such an occasion..

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Expired last week

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How 'bout a bribe then?

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I could not help myself....I got in the van with nimbus.....:(

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Hussy - lol

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yep.....was that nimbus? or oh my lord...neddy...was that you?

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I took the job that they offered you for volunteering so much

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May you like pulling drinks in that GAY BAR

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Tips would be good I bet :D

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Here is a tip: DONT BEND OVER

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Not falling for that 1000 dollar bill trick

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I'm right too, but my friend is a lefty. Can he expect fair treatment from the Right Honourable Judge?

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**** off your laws arent applicable in the us

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Case dismissed

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*smiles* *bats eyelashes*

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Will see you in my chambers

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alrighty ; )

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It was my van to begin with....

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I would ask the judge for mercy in regards to my murder of both my parents. I am an orphan after all.

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I plead the 5th.

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1 week at Anfield

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:(

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