Get a job.
I'm not a parent but I have nieces and nephews who don't like it when I say " rad " ..lol so 80's ..
I've even told them the history of the word "Okay" and how the original word wasn't spelled " Okay" it was actually spelled " O.K." and it was an abbreviation for "Oll Korrect"
Mine are too young for that yet. They still think I am cool. I'm enjoying it while it lasts.
Oh gosh lol. I remember getting slapped for that lol.
Yes, how sad. I'm going to learn how to yodel instead. That'll make them behave in public.
Anything that starts out "When I was a boy..." or "When I was your age..." is guaranteed to make your kids wish they were orphans.