Already met my maker, and I married her :-)
Wow long time since I've seen anyone from forever ago.
I just realized that all the empty envelopes I addressed to people saying if there is not a gift card in here, it is the Fault of the Mayans...but if it Doesn't happen, I gotta lot of very last minute shopping to do!!
No, not until I get to open my Christmas presents. The apocolypse will just have to wait.
Yeah, my coffee maker when I get up in the morning.
I'm ready to meet God anytime, but I majorly doubt that the world is going to end tomorrow!
I'll probably just end my life right now.
I was made? What model and make am I?
**** him ruining Xmas
Don't you DARE insult Him like that!
I am so shocked