Lick the walls..
In the winter at least
Install a bathroom
especially while naked
Have myopic pet birds.
Wake up with morning wood!
Live in an earthquake prone area.
brag about their attributes.
throw stones -- or bricks, or chunks of concrete.
Hire a maid
expect people to understand why they want a fully glass home :)
How about nobody throws stones
...expect their neighbours to mind their own business...
dress outside of the ba<x>sement.
open the big stupid mouths
walk around naked, especially if they are over 50.
air dry out of the shower
Play naked with donkeys