This question is a bad start. (Sorry) Now that EP'ers know it bothers you, they will continue for the sake of entertainment.
After I have tormented my 3 blonde sisters to their limit, one will finally ask me, "What is transparent and lays in the gutter?" Answer: "A brunette that's had the sh*t kicked out of her!"
My cue to run!
Increase your IQ..
Let it be. Don't respond to it and don't react to it. People are morons.
Well, if your hair is not blonde, there's no point to them making these jokes AT you...
I would just ignore it like they didn't say anything... if they get no reaction, they won't persist very long!
Look them in the eyes and repeat after me, 'Is it true that the shallower you are the more blonde jokes you know?'
If they're persistently evil and sinister and answer 'No' immaturely you could reply, 'I wouldn't know, would I?' as you walk away with beautiful flowing blonde waves ~ xo.
Pull out the chainsaw. Works all the time. Heads are sure to roll. heh...
blonde jokes never bothered me cuz I don't fit the stereotype, I just laughed along.
Tell them you're not blonde otherwise you wouldn't have got the joke.
Have a joke ready thats better than theirs.
Dye your hair? Or you could just embrace who you are and not let it get to you :)
"Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."
Cut off their lips.
Dye your hair.
Dye it blonde.
And I was drunk :p
*hands brown hair dye*
Change your hair color!