I can't eat more sweets. I'm getting a fat arse.
Put a clothespin on it again..........
Put liver on my plate.
Don't be so selfish, we're out of toilet paper and you can wash your hair later.
Put that bar of soap in my mouth for saying s***. That was nasty tasting.
Getup you tardy turd. Don't get let for work again !
"But it just looks SO adorable on you!"