Pick your poison, beer or liquor?

oh i am a licker for sure...

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
Hey mister bartender come here
I want another drink and I want it now

My baby she gone, she been gone two night
I ain't seen my baby since night before last
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

(Spoken)
And then I sit there, gettin' high, mellow
Knocked out, feeling good and by the time
I looked on the wall at the old clock on the wall
By that time, it was ten thirty daddy

I looked down the bar, at the bartender
He said, "Now what do you want Johnny?"

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

Well my baby she gone, she been gone two night
I ain't seen my baby since night before last
I wanna get drunk till I'm off of my mind
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

(Spoken)
And I sat there, gettin' high, stoned
Knocked out, and by the time
I looked on the wall, at the old clock again
And by that time, it was a quarter to two

Last call for alcohol, I said,
Hey mister bartender, what do you want?"

One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

Beer makes me pee too much and makes me feel bloated, so I stick to the old rum and diet coke

If I'm in a situation where I can make as much of an *** of myself as I want to, then it's double kamikazee shooters. Otherwise, gin and tonic.

I prefer beer but could I have a little splash of liquor in my morning coffee please? :)

Gin

At the mo' i would hafta say liquor....A good whiskey and dry,...or bourbon with dry,...or gin and tonic or even cointreaux,..which i guess is liquer,...so close enough...I could handle being drunk right now...really i could..

Beer

beer

weed

Makers Mark. Good 'ol Kentucky bourbon whiskey.

Why can't I have some wine?

Malibu Rum please.

Liquor. I love Jack and Coke.

Today - I want both - beer before liquor never sicker...so lets start with Liquor !!!

liquor is quicker!!!

Liquor...though I do like an occasional Dos Equis ;-)

My favorite drink is a Royal Flush...try it sometime...you'll love it ;-)

Liquor over beer, but I'm a wine drinker

awww don't make me pick :P