Wow. Advice on how to be a bigger @sshole than you already are. Maybe you should just bugger yourself, get it all out of your system.
Depending on how she's your sister-in-law, ask your wife or brother or sister to broach the subject. If they hit you, give up on the idea.
what next.......your friends partner,your great aunt,your best friends mothers bestfriend,your great uncles dead wifes sister,your teachers wifes mothers aunts cousin...?
it's a sin if she doesn't secretly wish for the same
Get a shot of vodka with a single drop of dog's pee. Eat some corndog crumbs and dip your middle right finger into your own butthole and stick it in your tounge for 2 hours. Then go **** yourself you assh0le!!
just ask your brother to set you up with his wife.
or ask your wife to set you up with your sister.
nothing to it.
i would advise you look for someone else ......you will get trouble along the way ...
if a gorgeous woman really wants someone she will get him. maybe youre simply not attractive since she hasn t mde a move:D
i was kidding no matter what you look like you are obviously not clever enough to stay out of trouble.
Just fu*ck your neighbor's dog first, and then dip your right middle finger in your butth0le for 2 straight hours then suck your middle finger with full suction!. Idiot!
awwwww..chloroform failed,a ?