Because it takes an IQ of 120 to keep the damned things from falling off your feet. Unlike Aussies, we don't have prehensile toes.

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You want to get roasted again

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I'm not worried--you'' have to figure out how to light a match first, and I'll be long gone by then. :)=

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what is a match we still use two sticks

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Bang them together, I'll bet.

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I wear Wellington Boots....in winter I stuff newspapers down 'em and in the summer I turn the tops down.... I never seem to have any real problems unless I'm playing footy and get to take a penalty.... the ball goes one way and the boot the other!

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We like to get in & out of things really quick...short attention spans.

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Cause if jesus wanted their shoes tied he fly down and miracle them tied. Also they need to conserve their few functioning brain cells for such things as gossipping about reality tv shoes and football

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laziness

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Or worse... Crocs!

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Did they have pastel matching clothing?

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