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SweeterThenHoney SweeterThenHoney 36-40, F 9 Answers Apr 13, 2012

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A number of bartenders were asked if they could predict a person's personality ba<x>sed on drink they ordered. Their answers were very consistent:<br />
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Female Drinks<br />
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She orders: Beer<br />
Meaning: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.<br />
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.<br />
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She orders: Blender Drinks<br />
Meaning: Whiny, annoying, high maintenance.<br />
Approach: Avoid her unless you want to be her cabin boy.<br />
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She orders: Mixed Drinks<br />
Meaning: Older, more refined, very picky; knows exactly what she wants.<br />
Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she is interested, she'll send you a drink.<br />
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She orders: Wine (other than White Zinfandel)<br />
Meaning: Conservative and classy. Sophisticated, yet giggles.<br />
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.<br />
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She orders: White Zinfandel<br />
Meaning: Easy. Thinks she is classy and sophisticated. Actually clueless.<br />
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is. This should be an easy.<br />
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She orders: Shots<br />
Meaning: Likes to get totally drunk... and naked.<br />
Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait.<br />
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Male Drinks<br />
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He orders: Domestic Beer<br />
Meaning: He's poor and wants to get laid.<br />
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He orders: Imported Beer<br />
Meaning: He likes good beer, isn't poor, and wants to get laid.<br />
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He orders: Wine<br />
Meaning: He's hoping that drinking wine will make him look sophisticated and help him get laid.<br />
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He orders: Whisky<br />
Meaning: He doesn't care about anything but getting laid.<br />
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He orders: Tequila<br />
Meaning: He's thinking the toothless waitress looks good.<br />
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He orders: White Zinfandel<br />
Meaning: He's gay.

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LOL ty for all that but there is no bar...:)

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damm........ lol... :)

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Lol but it was a good night :)

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Aw good luck! I'm sure it will go good! :D

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Ty actually it was great fun :)

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That's good! Glad to hear. :D

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take menues home with you to study

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I should know them by now as my hubby owns the place lol but I work a different job elsewhere...so I am a fill in once in awhile I prefer the kitchen but they need me on the floor....arggg

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then dont worry, when they ask to see the manager say "i am the manager, come back soon"

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Hahahh good one :)

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Don't drop the plates!

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o my gosh I hope not....

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I have the utmost faith in you! you go girl!

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Ty I appreciate it overall it was a great night and It was fun too :)

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Just be your sweet bubbly self, and things will be fine...

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Awww ty so much I will try that :)

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Please let me know how you get on.

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Well actually it was fun hahah I was a bit shy but I talked to the customers got their drinks brought them their food, it was a smooth night....ty :)

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I knew you would be okay. well done..

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