Please talk to me Im so bored.....tell me a joke?

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I was travelling alone through the countryside. I was a bit lost, so I stopped by the side of the road to check my map. It was a peaceful scene, right beside a small farm. All of a sudden I could hear loud "BAAAAAAAAAAs" that sounded like a sheep in distress. I looked over toward the barn and could clearly see a man sexually abusing a sheep. Now, I'm an animal lover, just not in that way. I knew I had to do something. I shouted, but I don't think the farmer could hear me over the bleeting of the sheep. I couldn't walk any closer to the barn because of the fence, so I decided to go and knock on the door of the farmhouse. A teenage boy answerd, and I told him what I had just seen. He said "Don't worry about it, thats just my DAAAAAAAAAD.

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injured	Posted Aug 28th, 2009 at 7:43AM its a bit dirty but what the hell...a women and a man..had been together for a long time..and always had sex with the lights out...in the middle of sex(they're going hot and heavy) the women decides to be spontaneous and switches the lights on..only to find her husband holding a giant vibrator...she's sooo angry,and mortified that he's been lying to her and screams explain....he says..im impotent...but before you point fingers..explain the kids... get it..hahahahaha Rated: +2Vote for this!
RedRover	Posted Aug 28th, 2009 at 7:55AM My high school once held a contest for who could write the best pun. I must have worked all week on my contributions, oh, how I worked on them. I eventually entered ten of my finest. Boy, was I proud! But even as much as I wanted just one of my submissions to win, no pun in ten did. (Yeah. You can shoot me now.) Rated: +2Vote for this!
patsyl	Posted Aug 28th, 2009 at 7:54AM A quick joke - have to explain am of Irish decent and live is Australia: An Englishman goes into hospital and tells the surgeon I want to become Irish, can you please remove half my brain, the surgeon asks if he is sure and the man says yes. After the operation the man is waking up and the surgeon comes to his bedside and says I am sorry, during the operation there was a mistake, we accidently removed all your brain. Fair dinkum says the man. Guess you have to live in oz to understand!! Rated: +2Vote for this!
ElLagarto	Posted Aug 28th, 2009 at 7:17AM A slacker walks into EP and asks for a handout. Get it? Rated: +1Vote for this!
humptydumpty85	Posted Aug 28th, 2009 at 5:55AM hi..... why did the chicken cross the road?... because he was bored....... :p Rated: +1Vote for this!
kindnessofstrange rs	Posted Aug 28th, 2009 at 5:57AM I bought eight legs of venison for £60, do you think that's too dear? Rated: +1Vote for this!
Aydasha5	Posted Aug 28th, 2009 at 5:58AM I would like to die like me Grandfather did...in my sleep, peaceful and relaxed. Not like the four other passengers in the car screaming for their lives. :) Rated: +1Vote for this!
koyptakh	Posted Aug 28th, 2009 at 5:59AM Hi swoozie If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. W.C. Fields :) Rated: +1Vote for this!
ZoeBelinda	Posted Aug 28th, 2009 at 6:29AM Hi there swoozie Ok im going to be the boring one and not tell a joke as i cant think of one right now lol. Just thought id say hi. Listening to Radio 1 at thew moment - its reading and Leads Festivals this weekkend - isnt it typical that its raining? Where in the world are u? i am in the UK, about 50 miles from London. I dont work as i am disabled and the internet is my social life! Anyway you are probably twice as bored now, but i hope your day gets better. lastly.....what do u call a 3 legged donkey? A wonkey! Rated: +1Vote for this!
pukirahe	Posted Aug 28th, 2009 at 6:34AM Jokes cannot remove boredom. Napoleon Bonaparte I says that there is no word 'IMPOSSIBLE' in his dictionary. So things turn out miraculously that all things are possible to him including his shameful death on the island of St. Helene. See how he turns his life into a big joke! I wish that you hate this joke. Rated: +1Vote for this!

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