Poor little Australian kid gets bashed on first day of school

Asked By: NedKelly1 51-55, M 6 months ago

Poor little Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.

"What's your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Australia now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Kevin."
Mohammad returned home after school.

"How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Australia and now my name is Kevin."
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat him. Then she called his father, who beat him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his bruises. "What happened to you, Kevin? she asked.
"Well miss, shortly after becoming an Australian, I was attacked by two fcuking Arabs."

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Posted by LadyVerona Nov 6th, 2012 at 2:40AM

Haha! You're a bad man, Ned.. :)

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Posted by calvinunmaker Nov 6th, 2012 at 2:41AM

ned the place would just not be as good without you

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Posted by weewass Nov 6th, 2012 at 3:40AM

The truth can be hurtfull.

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Posted by 69viv Nov 6th, 2012 at 2:43AM

You might just be putting more fuel on the fire!!

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Posted by DaemonicCoyote Nov 6th, 2012 at 2:38AM

Funny, though I don't see the question. .-.

Funny, though.

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