The answer to that question is simplicity, itself - if you wanna hear it, just keep your mouth shut and listen
Dont ride a bike
people think you are dumb and that's why help you :P
You could end up with lots of flies sticking to your tongue. eeeks
Clever but very unattractive to the opposite s3x bet you wont be attracting X's lol!
Yep you'll get a dry mouth!