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Pretend you are a doctor and your patient says their b.utt itches all the time. Take me through your thought process.

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    TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Posted by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Aug 19th, 2012 at 6:41PM

    am i really going to have to tell this fool to scratch?... oO

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9 Answers to "Pretend you are a doctor and your patient says their b.utt itches all the time. Take me through your thought process."

  1. Hatter4 - 13-15 years old - female

    Posted by Hatter4 Aug 19th, 2012 at 6:45PM

    Another herpes case?...

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  2. EvGenius - 22-25 years old

    Posted by EvGenius Aug 19th, 2012 at 6:42PM

    @$#@^#$%$@?????? @$$$@#@$$@!!!!!!!!!! @$#$##@#..........

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  3. GrandPaRoo - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by GrandPaRoo Aug 19th, 2012 at 6:42PM

    I would ask the patient how long it had been since they changed their skivies.

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  4. blingblogbloop - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by blingblogbloop Aug 19th, 2012 at 6:41PM

    well my initial thought would be walk out and tell one of the nurses to take care of that HOWEVER since i would have to treat it i would think its a hemorrhoid :/ i dont want to look tho

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  5. PhazonMario - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by PhazonMario Aug 19th, 2012 at 6:41PM

    hmm does this dude watch to much adult swim
    what should i do about it other then just tell him that it could be a skin parasite
    tell him its a skin parasite and do tests for it and if it isnt i would then proceed to ask if he uses detergent he is allergic to

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  6. farmergeddon - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by farmergeddon Aug 19th, 2012 at 6:41PM

    Threadworms.

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  7. Idonwannadie - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Idonwannadie Aug 19th, 2012 at 6:41PM

    I took the wrong profession, walk out, and never come back.

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  8. brandi0r000 - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by brandi0r000 Aug 19th, 2012 at 6:41PM

    "Should I jump out the window... Or drive off a cliff?"

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