A lifetime of your grovelling servitude may or may not cut it
Ensconce me on the throne I deserve, bring tuna (white solid, not any old crap), and females in heat. Lots of females in heat. Or else...
i love cats& dogs but cats are biologicly incapable of of ob
I hate when people compare cats 2 dogs ,two different things thats all ,I always take in strays I can't turn my back,
sorry I didn't mean you mostly its aggresive people saying dogs are better than cats
You must bow down to its every will. Pretend you are in Egyptian times and treat it like a god! If needs be sacrifice a few goats in its name
Take him with you in the car! explain you're looking for a suitable sacrifice..maybe he will let of you and you can kill a few mice?
Hmm no he will attack, most likely assume you are trying to kill him. Tricky animals! maybe you can get a rabbit? I have a house rabbit that likes to sleep next to me and lick my face!.. easy thing to do is maybe threaten to chop his nuts off!!
Hell get away from my rabbit, or you'll have more than just the cat to worry about! your nuts can be chopped to, I have no problem with doing it either!!
Oh well this escalated fast! *get guns and knifes ready* no1 touches my Mr Gingenut!!
<3 you may have the pet Rat -Mr Brain hes hell bent on trying to take over the world. I think he maybe lonely? the other Rat we had was stupid and hell, and ended up killing himself or so Mr Brain told us..
I know I was amazed he even got hold of a knife, but yanno what stupid folk are like or in this case..Rats..
Litter tray, have you changed the litter tray recently.
Get him a puppy!!
I knew a cat once that would lead her competition to the coyotes......