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food and water...tick bed and toys...tick panda blood? ;_;...hopefully not
PonderingPanda PonderingPanda 22-25, M 6 Answers Jan 19 in Community

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Ensconce me on the throne I deserve, bring tuna (white solid, not any old crap), and females in heat. Lots of females in heat. Or else...

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0_0 that cat actually looks pretty much spot on lol...GET OFF MY LAPTOP FISHSTICKS!!!!!!

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You must bow down to its every will. Pretend you are in Egyptian times and treat it like a god! If needs be sacrifice a few goats in its name

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but...where shall i get a goat at this time? ;_; ..... spare a goat cuddly toy?

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Take him with you in the car! explain you're looking for a suitable sacrifice..maybe he will let of you and you can kill a few mice?

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i have a motorbike, and im not sure taping a furious feline to my back will help this situation ;_;

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Hmm no he will attack, most likely assume you are trying to kill him. Tricky animals! maybe you can get a rabbit? I have a house rabbit that likes to sleep next to me and lick my face!.. easy thing to do is maybe threaten to chop his nuts off!!

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ooooor, sacrifice your rabbit? ^_^ thankies!!! *grabs rabbit*

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Hell get away from my rabbit, or you'll have more than just the cat to worry about! your nuts can be chopped to, I have no problem with doing it either!!

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it's ok :3 thank you ^_^ *puts on robes and begins chanting* this will do nicely,

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Oh well this escalated fast! *get guns and knifes ready* no1 touches my Mr Gingenut!!

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...that....that name ;_; i can't sacrifice a bunny named after my favourite biscuit......spare any other pets? 0_0 promise i won't sacrifice them to a cat god in order to buy my own safety

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<3 you may have the pet Rat -Mr Brain hes hell bent on trying to take over the world. I think he maybe lonely? the other Rat we had was stupid and hell, and ended up killing himself or so Mr Brain told us..

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poor pinky, zoooinks! that tiny knife in his back, totally self inflicted

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I know I was amazed he even got hold of a knife, but yanno what stupid folk are like or in this case..Rats..

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Litter tray, have you changed the litter tray recently.

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i have, after he decided to scrap his poop all over my floor

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