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You were on your way to the part but now stuck in the middle of the forest! It's night time and she/he'll be upset if you miss it! YOUR PHONE WAS IN THE CAR! There's a pack of wolves near you. OMG! WHAT DO YOU DO!
grilledcheesegirl grilledcheesegirl 22-25, F 10 Answers Mar 31 in Community

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Open the car using my multi tool and explain the situation after calling her. I would remove the back seat of the car and harness the wolves that I trained because of my experience as a zoo director. I would be late but this is something that could happen to anybody.

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but the moose is already long gone with your car and your phone!

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Aww Heck! I was almost OK!

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Forget about the moose and calmly walk to the nearest point of civilization as the wolves shouldn't be interested in you.

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but they look pretty hungry...

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My smartphone kicks ***. I can recreate the profile that snagged my current girlfriend before I starve and die alone

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your phone was in the car!

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As a 12th level Eagle Scout I can easily craft a new smartphone out of a pinecone, a copper penny, and the elastic waistband of my underpants.

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walk to the taco bell and grab a Mountain Dew slushie?

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I would take pictures and send them to my boyfriend.

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with what?

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Pick up rock or stick something to fight no way ill outrun a wolf pack

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*nods* you are a warrior

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Damn right >_< and im getting to that party damn it !

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Wake up from the stupid dream and get ready for work

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it's not a dream!

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OK then Wake up from the stupid nightmare and get ready for work

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It's real!

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Nightmares and Dreams are real things too... So is a stale Bogart withheld selfish not shared with the Moose and Wolfs - no wonder they are acting out

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What you smokin? i heard meth is the new epidemic..

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I'm a straight edge! lol

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party*

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