Call in well tomorrow !
sorry the CDC has already been informed please report to work at the scheduled time for extermination...........thank you for yur cooperation.......Management
Buy chewable Vitamin C tablets and eat them all day long. I mean scores of them. Thousands of milligrams. Drink lots of fluids. Get ridiculous amounts of sleep. Wash your hands.
CLEAN YOUR PHONE AND EVERYTHING ON YOUR DESK WITH ALCOHOL SEVERAL TIMES A DAY!