let me wreck your cervix!
does this rag smell like chloroform?...
Ok here: Hey look at that, looks like there's a guy over there eyeing you, you know what let me buy you a drink until he looks the other way.
I don't bother with trying to pick up any of you women. You're all far more trouble than you're worth.
Are we really going down that road? Okay. Wait. I thought we were headed for "yo mamma" jokes. I got nothing. I haven't even attempted a pickup in twenty-something years.
Hey. You DTF?
My god you're beautiful. May I buy you a Ferrari?
I am married what do I need a pick up line for?
Hey my friend over there wanted me to ask you if you think im cute?