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Quick, give me your best pick up line!

Let me get the ball rolling. Here is my best pick up line: Your daddy must have been a beaver......cuz DAM

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14 Answers to "Quick, give me your best pick up line!"

  1. fuqlife - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by fuqlife Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:20PM

    i got a blunt :)

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  2. xXgolfwangXx - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by xXgolfwangXx Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:24PM

    let me wreck your cervix!

    Like (3)

  3. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Posted by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:22PM

    does this rag smell like chloroform?...

    Like (3)

  4. MissRabbit - 22-25 years old - female

    Reply by MissRabbit Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:23PM

    BEST pickup line of all time <3

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  5. tenente - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by tenente Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:21PM

    "i may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you"

    ..i don't get out much :D

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  6. MissRabbit - 22-25 years old - female

    Reply by MissRabbit Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:24PM

    That would have gotten you slapped o_o

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  7. tenente - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by tenente Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:26PM

    sad face :(

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  8. TaintedSoul - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by TaintedSoul Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:21PM

    Ok here: Hey look at that, looks like there's a guy over there eyeing you, you know what let me buy you a drink until he looks the other way.

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  9. Wolf0278 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Wolf0278 Jul 28th, 2012 at 4:18PM

    Your dad was a thief......because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes..... And oh my it's gone all dark..... It must be your beauty eclipseing every thing else...

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  10. MissRabbit - 22-25 years old - female

    Reply by MissRabbit Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:43PM

    oh.......my.......god 0_0.........*melts*

    Like (1)

  11. Wolf0278 - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by Wolf0278 Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:45PM

    :)

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  12. smilekid527 - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by smilekid527 Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:29PM

    "are you a computer key board because your my type" d;

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  13. MissRabbit - 22-25 years old - female

    Reply by MissRabbit Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:30PM

    haha that one was cute

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  14. Bear1956 - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Bear1956 Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:24PM

    I don't bother with trying to pick up any of you women. You're all far more trouble than you're worth.

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  15. TheSquirrel - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by TheSquirrel Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:22PM

    Are we really going down that road? Okay. Wait. I thought we were headed for "yo mamma" jokes. I got nothing. I haven't even attempted a pickup in twenty-something years.

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  16. dmorello - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by dmorello Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:21PM

    Hey. You DTF?

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  17. editor1979 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by editor1979 Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:21PM

    My god you're beautiful. May I buy you a Ferrari?

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  18. MissRabbit - 22-25 years old - female

    Reply by MissRabbit Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:23PM

    hahahahaha wow....

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  19. hubinater - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by hubinater Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:21PM

    I am married what do I need a pick up line for?

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  20. LizardKing - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by LizardKing Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:20PM

    Hey my friend over there wanted me to ask you if you think im cute?

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  21. BentWizzard - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by BentWizzard Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:19PM

    I don't do pickup lines, I used to try but they got me slapped in the face so many time my cheeks are still swollen, just look at my pic and you'll see

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  22. MissRabbit - 22-25 years old - female

    Reply by MissRabbit Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:21PM

    hahaha XD cute

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  23. BentWizzard - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by BentWizzard Jul 27th, 2012 at 10:22PM

    Oh, that was my pickup line lol

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