i got a blunt :)
let me wreck your cervix!
does this rag smell like chloroform?...
"i may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you"
..i don't get out much :D
sad face :(
Ok here: Hey look at that, looks like there's a guy over there eyeing you, you know what let me buy you a drink until he looks the other way.
Your dad was a thief......because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes..... And oh my it's gone all dark..... It must be your beauty eclipseing every thing else...
"are you a computer key board because your my type" d;
I don't bother with trying to pick up any of you women. You're all far more trouble than you're worth.
Are we really going down that road? Okay. Wait. I thought we were headed for "yo mamma" jokes. I got nothing. I haven't even attempted a pickup in twenty-something years.
Hey. You DTF?
My god you're beautiful. May I buy you a Ferrari?
I am married what do I need a pick up line for?
Hey my friend over there wanted me to ask you if you think im cute?
I don't do pickup lines, I used to try but they got me slapped in the face so many time my cheeks are still swollen, just look at my pic and you'll see
Oh, that was my pickup line lol