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Let me get the ball rolling. Here is my best pick up line: Your daddy must have been a beaver......cuz DAM
MissRabbit MissRabbit 22-25, F 21 Answers Jul 27, 2012

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i got a blunt :)

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let me wreck your cervix!

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does this rag smell like chloroform?...

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BEST pickup line of all time <3

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"i may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you"



..i don't get out much :D

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That would have gotten you slapped o_o

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sad face :(

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lol!

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Ok here: Hey look at that, looks like there's a guy over there eyeing you, you know what let me buy you a drink until he looks the other way.

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Your dad was a thief......because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes..... And oh my it's gone all dark..... It must be your beauty eclipseing every thing else...

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oh.......my.......god 0_0.........*melts*

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:)

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"are you a computer key board because your my type" d;

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haha that one was cute

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I don't bother with trying to pick up any of you women. You're all far more trouble than you're worth.

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Are we really going down that road? Okay. Wait. I thought we were headed for "yo mamma" jokes. I got nothing. I haven't even attempted a pickup in twenty-something years.

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Hey. You DTF?

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My god you're beautiful. May I buy you a Ferrari?

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hahahahaha wow....

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I am married what do I need a pick up line for?

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Hey my friend over there wanted me to ask you if you think im cute?

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I don't do pickup lines, I used to try but they got me slapped in the face so many time my cheeks are still swollen, just look at my pic and you'll see

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hahaha XD cute

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Oh, that was my pickup line lol

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im aware XD

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