Potassium-cyanide laced milk and cookies, check.<br />
Pressure plate activated furnace, check.<br />
Mouse traps in stockings, check.<br />
Greased up roof, check.<br />
Gifts for relatives, uhhh... hmmm.<br />
I am...alarms on...ammunition bought...guns cleaned.
No!!! Not yet. I need to get in gear. My kids would be so disapointed if he didn't come.
I am Santa Claus. What do you want for Christmas. =)