of course I am. I've been waiting all year for this time of the year.
Potassium-cyanide laced milk and cookies, check.
Pressure plate activated furnace, check.
Mouse traps in stockings, check.
Greased up roof, check.
Gifts for relatives, uhhh... hmmm.
I am...alarms on...ammunition bought...guns cleaned.
No!!! Not yet. I need to get in gear. My kids would be so disapointed if he didn't come.
I am Santa Claus. What do you want for Christmas. =)