Reason's why aliens abduct people/cows?

They're trying too combine us into super cowhumans. I mean come on, it's so obvious.

We need variety in our diet....I MEAN....cows are found mutilated by warped sick personalities like "Satanists".
If people WERE abducted, why would they be returned to tell the story? Do you have any idea how many murdered people "go missing" every year? Nothing alien about that. A few more "abducees" kept and no one would suspect alien involvement.

The aliens are using cow stem cells to make people smarter, I guess its not working.
Moooo.

Experiments?

we are both delicious meat?

the perfume we weair attracts them. it's called "cow pie".

To make their delicious 2 meat patty on a special bun.

First off I don't really believe in such things but anything is possible. I know someone who honestly believes they have been abducted multiple times. She thinks it is because she has negative blood! She thinks it somehow makes her a more pure human and that aliens actually follow particular blood-lines within specific families. She thinks it is all experiments and that the government helps. She thinks (I think) that the government has selected certain men to attempt to woo her and have kids with her to keep her bloodlines pure so they can abduct her kids, grandkids and so-on to keep the experiments going for decades to come. I know some odd people... And that's not even half of what she has to say about it.

They dont abduct cows,as for abducting people its because they want to know why earthlings destroy this planet,and find out why they carnt get along with each other in a peaceful way!

I thought they just mutilated cows... They don't keep the people they abduct--soo I guess they don't like them much.

Don't worry, it's only phase one. They'll be back once they realise other species are perhaps intelligent. Or perhaps they find cows to be suitable for tracking equipment, since they don't move around all that much. Or perhaps they enjoy milkshake, so they need cows for milk, and human butlers...

Because, as aliens, they don't realize that people are actually more closely related to sheep. You can see were it would be confusing.

maybe we are the intelligent species!

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I guess some of our species like red meat. Maybe they have a McDonald's up there? It's a sad thing.

Imagine humans being treated like we treat cows here on another planet.

heh

I think it's a very human trait. I think it's one of their hobbies.