She was so ugly she could trick or treat over the telephone.<br />
-- OR --<br />
I’m as confused as a blind lesbian in fish market…..<br />
Now if I am constrained to just one word it would be:<br />
BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. <br />
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
haha good one.<br />
Gubmint: The gubmint bad nar dat dey gots 'bama in der.
obama - I bought me a case of beer and drank it obama self
My dinner was 'granny-slappin’ good- I even used it in a sentence
widyadidja. "Got some coons in my shed. Didn't bring yer shotgun widyadidja?"
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