Was just showing her my appendix scar.
Government agents kidnapped us, dragged us halve way across the world to help them with a top secret mission, and if we have to tell more we must kill who ever we told it to
We were just waiting in line to get Steely Dan tickets...
"Mom the car rolled off the cliff. Oh these scars? We meet a bear in the woods on the way down to the car and had to fight him off. Blood on the seats? The bear followed us. He was a tough bear. Grounded? I fought a bear to get to your stupid car that rolled off the cliff because it doesn't have good enough brakes and your punishing me?!?!?!?"
true story bro
why bother, lets just tell the truth and get on with life. you only live once (i think) !!
Just act dumb....
wasn't me (shaggy)
It was the monkeys