Because sometimes what this stressed out, high strung world need is a little 'silly & pointless' to break the monotony!
Technically that's not even a question
technically I don't care.
Reason <br />
#1) because it IS being asked by YOU<br />
#2) because I answer inane questions all the time, just for the hell of it<br />
#3) it is morning, I have had a good night's sleep, and I am feeling very amiable.<br />
There, I gave you three, pick the one you like best.
... hundred dollars
Your eyes... I melt like a Kit-Kat in mid-August.