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darkinvader darkinvader 13-15, F 9 Answers Feb 1, 2013 in Dating & Relationships

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your Sister was taken,

So I settled for you.



lol nah jk seriously happy valetines for all who are celebrating it!

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Haha, that was a good one. Well played :P

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Totally understandeable its a nice joke but I'd never give that to a female, I value my life lol

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Thanks man!

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The roses are no longer red

The violets are far too few

The sugar has become far too sweet

As has my love for you.

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Roses are lame.

Violets?...The pits.

May I lift up my shirt

And show you my ****?



Happy V-Day and Mardi Gras, y'all!!!

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Roses are red

Violets are red....

HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE

....like my love for you ;D

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Roses are Red

My heart is true

Valentines are lovely

I only have eyes for you

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

You say screw me,

I say screw you!



Obviously it's for UnValentine's Day...

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I hate your guts,

You smell like poo,

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I'm sure I could come up with something better than that in the next few weeks...Lol

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