It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look like... Listen, I need a favor.
Oozing blossom??? What are you a Venus fly trap? Tell him "KICK ROCKS BI**H!"
Where's your paperwork?
just befor i had a face lift i was very hairy down below ,and now i have a beard