Here's the song: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw him you would even say it glows. And all the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names, they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say "Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" Then all the reindeer loved him, and they shouted out with glee, "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history!" - The End!
...crappy job pulling around a sleigh full of prezzies and a fat old geezer shouting 'Ho Ho Ho'
... large supply of rechargeable batteries.
Bloody nose he ran into a bear.