I have a friend who's so brilliant that he couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Thanks. Not rip-roaringly funny, I know, but it's the best I could do at the moment. Haha.
one wil say fart then i wil say i am sorry i stepped on your fart >.> <br />
oh noos i am a serialkiller o.O
we could go on all day on this!
Here I sit all broken hearted<br />
I tried to poop but only farted<br />
Thought I had another chance<br />
I tried to fart and messed my pants
Anybody would like to push me in a swimming pool with my clothes on
Buckley... makes me laugh every time
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