Well-seasoned man with unique flaws, financially stable, reliable, responsible, respectful, chivalrous, happy, funny, wickedly weird and last but certainly not least, adorkable! I'm charming so you'd fall for me quickly! If you're interested, PM me and I'll check my schedule to see if I have an opening for you, too! Lol :)
Hey, that's my line! Lol
sure....how much you got? actually its rental...is that ok?
there's plenty of me to go around ladies.....witty comments come free with the body rental
You might want to check my resale value before making a hasty purchase here.
im the most electrifying man on ep today- i own my own house am rich, strap my **** to my leg when get dressed everymorning& i can lick my eyebrows clean!
**** no! I refuse to sell my self to anyone.
As I knew it would ;)
Free steak knives anyone?
I'm free to a good home
I don't have a warranty though
if you're ok with that..then sold
What is the opening bid?
Babe I am yours for free