Every "like" I receive on every answer I post gets me a $1000 from Bill Gates, and he donates another $1000 to the charity of my choice, in my name, through our mutual friend, Barrister Ukumbo Namdi, the former Minister of Finance in the Nigerian National Bank. I'm just waiting for them to finish processing my paperwork, and release the hold on the checks by paying the Fed Ex holding fee of only $150.
Didn't YOU get that email...?
Obviously. We are all companyy shills making our money from talking to you. Just added 5¢ to my paycheck.